i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life
i cant believe a large group of adult men rigged a survey to vote for the best animated kids show of 2013 by creating scripts that automatically vote for my little pony a million times i feel like were living in a bizarro alternate universe of the real true timeline where bronies are fairytale creatures that only exist in legends
fuck it I’m just going to blow this check on candy and leggings.
I just got my check and I’m kind of disappointed? Idk, I worked Thanksgiving and black friday plus overtime and it just wasn’t what I expected… Ugggh
we all came out of vaginas how embarrassing
i dont give a shit if you came out of your mums ear you are all vagina martians in my eyes EQUALITY FOR ALL
isn’t this how macbeth ended
IF YOU SAY YOU LIKE READING BUT YOU CHOOSE TO BUY A KINDLE OVER AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK THEN I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO COME INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WAKE YOU UP AND HUG YOU SO HARD AND MAYBE WE CAN PAINT OUR NAILS TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE BOOKS BECAUSE READING IS A WONDERFUL THING AND THE MAGIC IS IN THE WORDS SO WE SHOULD NEVER LIMIT OURSELVES BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY’RE BETTER THAN YOU FOR THE WAY THEY CHOOSE TO READ